#banning condoms

[isawthismeme]

[kylo-wrecked]

leaving the US as early as September- for how long, I can’t say, but- I am not going to make permanent residence in this ‘red state, red nation,’ get charged up the ass for it in the most expensive ‘safe haven’ on the East Coast and then be denied healthcare for the ass digging. fuck you. I’d rather be intersex and bp in a country where These Things are treated as make believe/non-issues 🤷 back to ‘the privilege’ of nomadding ig.

[goinggoats]

I am running for mayor of Seattle on the platform of removing the Ballard Locks, banning vapes, revoking dog owning privileges, and setting fire to parks with turfgrass to turn them into camas meadows.

[love-to-love-puppies]

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[reginaldqueribundus]

I did, once. It was pretty good

how about you fuck that old WOMAN. #feminism

[rightnewshindi]

डोनाल्ड ट्रंप में कंडोम के लिए दी जा रही सहायता पर यूं ही नहीं लगाया बैन, हमास में बना लिए था हथियार; जानें कैसे हुआ था इस्तेमाल

#News डोनाल्ड ट्रंप में कंडोम के लिए दी जा रही सहायता पर यूं ही नहीं लगाया बैन, हमास में बना लिए था हथियार; जानें कैसे हुआ था इस्तेमाल

Condom Ban: अमेरिकी राष्ट्रपति डोनाल्ड ट्रंप ने बीते सप्ताह अमेरिका से दी जाने वाली सभी विदेशी सहायता पर रोक लगा दी थी। ट्र्म्प के इस फैसले की उनके विरोधियों ने आलोचना की और कहा क�� इस फैसले से दुनिया भर में कल्याण कार्यक्रमों पर असर पड़ेगा। हालांकि, मंगलवार 28 जनवरी को जब वॉइट हाउस की प्रेस सचिव कैरोलिन लेविट अपनी पहली प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस में पहुंची तो उन्होंने फैसले को उचित कदम बताया। उन्होंने इसके…

[oksfranta]

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[tehjmastuh-rants-101]

I have been looking for ways to fight back against the abortion bans! So, I am gonna make this loud and clear for the people in the back. Ahem! They are extremly accurate against more than abortions. And it will help both parties with their health. Think smart! Think safe!

[batboyblog]

Things the Biden-Harris Administration Did This Week #39

October 18-25 2024.

President Biden issued the first presidential apology on behalf of the federal government to America's Native American population for the Indian boarding school policy. For 150 years the federal government operated a system of schools which aimed to destroy Native culture through the forced assimilation of native children. At these schools students faced physical, emotional, and sexual abuse, and close to 1,000 died. The Biden-Harris Administration has been historic for Native and Tribal rights. From the appointment of the first ever Native American cabinet member, Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland, to the investment of $46 billion dollars on tribal land, to 200 new co-stewardship agreements. The last 4 years have seen a historic investment in and expansion of tribal rights.

The Biden-Harris Administration proposed a new rule which would make contraceptive medication (the pill) free over the counter with most Insurance. The new rule would ban cost sharing for contraception products, including the pill, condoms, and emergency contraception. On top of over the counter medications, the new rule will also strength protections for prescribed contraception without cost sharing as well.

The EPA announced its finalized rule strengthening standards for lead paint dust in pre-1978 housing and child care facilities. There is no safe level of exposure to lead particularly for children who can suffer long term developmental consequences from lead exposure. The new standards set the lowest level of lead particle that can be identified by a lab as the standard for lead abatement. It's estimated 31 million homes built before the ban on lead paint in 1978 have lead paint and 3.8 million of those have one or more children under the age of 6. The new rule will mean 1.2 million fewer people, including over 300,000 children will not be exposed to lead particles every year. This comes after the Biden-Harris Administration announced its goal to remove and replace all lead pipes in America by the end of the decade.

The Department of Transportation announced a $50 million dollar fine against American Airlines for its treatment of disabled passengers and their wheelchairs. The fine stems from a number of incidences of humiliating and unfair treatment of passages between 2019 and 2023, as well as video documented evidence of mishandling wheelchairs and damaging them. Half the fine will go to replacing such damaged wheelchairs. The Biden administration has leveled a historic number of fines against the airlines ($225 million) for their failures. It also published a Airline Passengers with Disabilities Bill of Rights, passed a new rule accessible lavatories on aircraft, and is working on a rule to require airlines to replace lost or damaged wheelchairs with equal equipment at once.

The Department of Energy announced $430 million dollars to help boost domestic clean energy manufacturing in former coal communities. This invests in projects in 15 different communities, in places like Texas, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Kentucky, and Michigan. The plan will bring about 1,900 new jobs in communities struggling with the loss of coal. Projects include making insulation out of recycled cardboard, low carbon cement production, and industrial fiber hemp processing.

The Department of Transportation announced $4.2 billion in new infrastructure investment. The money will go to 44 projects across the country. For example the MBTA will get $400 million to replace the 92 year old Draw 1 bridge and renovate North Station.

The Department of Transportation announced nearly $200 million to replace aging natural gas pipes. Leaking gas lines represent a serious public health risk and also cost costumers. Planned replacements in Georgia and North Carolina for example will save the average costumer there over $900 on their gas bill a year. Replacing leaking lines will also remove 1,000 metric tons of methane pollution, annually.

The Department of the Interior announced $244 million to address legacy pollution in Pennsylvania coal country. This comes on top of $400 million invested earlier this year. This investment will help close dangerous mine shafts, reclaim unstable slopes, improve water quality by treating acid mine drainage, and restore water supplies damaged by mining.

Data shows that President Biden's Inflation Reduction Act (passed with Vice-President Harris' tie breaking vote) has saved seniors $1 billion dollars on out-of-pocket drug costs. Seniors with certain high priced drugs saw their yearly out of pocket costs capped at $3,500 for 2024. In 2024 all seniors using Medicare Part D will see their out of pocket costs capped at $2,000 for the year. It's estimated if the $2,000 cap had been in effect this year 4.6 million seniors would have hit it by June and not have had to pay any more for medication for the rest of the year.

The Department of Education announced a new proposed rule to bring student debt relief for 8 million struggling borrowers. The Biden-Harris Administration has managed despite road blocks from Republicans in Congress, the courts and law suits from Republican states to bring student loan forgiveness to 5 million Americans so far through different programs. This latest rule would take into account many financial hardships faced by people to determine if they qualify to have their student loans forgiven. The final rule cannot be finalized before 2025 meaning its fate will be decided at the election.

The Department of Agriculture announced $1.5 billion in 92 partner-driven conservation projects. These projects aim at making farming more susceptible and environmental friendly, 16 projects are about water conservation in the West, 6 support use of innovative technologies to reduce enteric methane emissions in livestock. $100 million has been earmarked for Tribal-led projects.

[tedcruzhasastupidface]

Trump wants to ban condoms.

[aliosne]

The one thing that would be really nice about not looking after 2–6yos for my job would be never ever having to pretend to give a shit about trucks and cars

[the-starlight-papers]

College is the funniest because for some reason groupme has become the standard for communication despite being objectively terrible.

[nanaslutt]

welcome to my 2nd smau mlist!! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

౨ৎ feel free to send an ask to my inbox if u have an idea for a smau (no suggestive prompts for under 18 characters) ౨ৎ

jjk smaus

✿ waiting outside the car for their boner to go down

✿ asking them if they can feel ur 😽 twitch when you sit on them

✿ gun to ur head me or —

✿ posting a thirst trap online that only they can see

✿ telling them you’re ready to try oral

✿ accidentally liking a photo of theirs

✿ telling them ur parents wanna meet them

✿ their reactions to you packing their lunch

✿ them being jealous over ur shitty boyfriend

✿ asking them to join you in the shower

✿ leaving them money after a 1 night stand

✿ calling them bro

✿ their reactions to your weird cravings

✿ sending them ur location bcs they’re taking too long to come over

✿ wearing their clothes

✿ asking to workout with them

✿ when you fall asleep in the middle of sex

✿ asking them to be rougher in bed

✿ recreating a sex scene from a book

✿ when you take a nap and they think you’re ignoring them

✿ asking them how often they jerk off

✿ flashing them and running away

✿ asking them to help you pick out an outfit but the last option is a nude

✿ asking to paint their nails

✿ asking if they’ve ever sent ur nudes to anyone

✿ “i need a hug”

✿ telling them “you have a pretty face, you should let me sit on it”

✿ telling them “you could’ve been nicer to me today”

✿ their reactions to ur teenager telling you to shut up

✿ “hey bitch what’s for dinner”

✿ having a wet dream about them

✿ their reaction to you leaving a toothbrush at their house

✿ when they’re sick and whiny

✿ asking them if they would cheat on you to save your life

✿ txting them “i expect my dinner to be ready be the time i get home

✿ slamming the door really hard prank

✿ telling them a guy friend is gonna fix ur pipes/car

✿ catching them fall on the ring camera

✿ telling them you got in a fight and need them to fight their boyfriend

✿ how they act when you’re sick

✿ them jealous over ur new pet

✿ asking them for help when ur tampon string breaks

✿ asking them what the weirdest thing they stuck their dick in is

✿ when you reject their cooking

✿ them obsessed with ur pet

✿ asking them if they’d help you hide a body

✿ going into labor while they’re at work

✿ asking them what size condoms to get

✿ them texting you after you die

✿ asking if they’d suck dick to save their life

✿ putting a dirty note in their lunch

✿ when they fall asleep right after sex

✿ telling them u wanna try deepthroating for the first time

✿ asking them to say ur name while they do pushups

✿ them asking “what did i do to deserve you?”

✿ asking what their rice purity score is

✿ sending them an ultrasound to tell them you’re pregnant

✿ asking them if you can take control in bed

✿ not saying i love you back prank

✿ asking what they want for your anniversary

✿ asking if they know where ur phone is when ur on it

✿ putting them on a sex ban

✿ telling them ur not wearing any panties in public

✿ showing off ur new nails by cupping ur tits

✿ doing their makeup while they sleep

✿ “hey handsome/beautiful, those tits sure look heavy…”

✿ jumping out of a car in the middle of an argument

✿ telling them you’re nervous for your first date

✿ wearing pheromone perfume around them

✿ them watching you though the house cameras

✿ telling them no to sex because you haven’t shaved

✿ “I wish you lasted half as long as it takes you to text me back”

✿ when you laugh too hard at someone else’s joke

✿ the jjk characters as ur sugar daddy/mommy

✿ period madness

✿ asking if they’ve tried their own cum

✿ when you’re their sugar mommy

✿ asking to tie a bow around their bicep

✿ when they check your location and see you’re in another country

✿ when you give a creep their number instead of yours

✿ telling them they have grey hairs

✿ asking them to chase you with a ghost face costume on

✿ asking them if you can take sex slow

✿ asking if they can put you as their emergency contact

✿ seeing them across the room with a hard-on

✿ asking how they feel about you starting an onlyfans

✿ watching you perform

✿ telling them you’re going to bed without panties

✿ sending a video of your baby kicking

✿ go ahead and leave them drawls at the door

✿ asking them to massage your boobs

✿ when they get caught taking pervy pics of you

✿ accidentally messaging them while talking about them

✿ when they finish too quick

✿ surprising them with gifts

✿ doing silly stuff to them in their sleep

✿ asking if they miss you right after they left

✿ asking if they’ve ever gotten off to the thought of you before you were together

✿ asking them to do a matching halloween costume

✿ “hey short king”

[cheesit-notes]

TASK FORCE 141

and how they fuck you

cw: MDNI!, fem reader, rough fucking, raw dogging it, riding (cowgirl), finger fucking, slow ghost, thigh riding, fucking in front of recruits a/n: teehee pls don't ban me for this Tumblr, this is 18+

soap who likes fucking you rough, and even rougher when in front of the recruits. not really into condoms, likes it raw kinda guy you know? don't worry, he'll do tons of foreplay for you. kisses trail from your face down to your thighs. will get down on his knees to eat you out, and mind you, he's as good as he says. he honestly forgets about any forms and sorts of dirty talk at this point because he's too busy, your moans do most of the talking. by the time you're ready, he's already superr impatient. his pants strained and he's leaking precum like a faucet, he's been so patient up until now so he feels like he deserves a reward. his reward being he gets to ram his cock into you with little to no warning^^ if you think being fucked hard and rough is the end of it, you're wrong. he's a cocky fucker, he'll fuck you in front of the recruits just to show them who's better.

gaz who has you ride him, cowgirl style. you could be on the couch in the common area or in his barracks on the bed, doesn’t matter. he’ll sit there and watch as you do all the work. at first you’re doing so well and he’s praising you for it but after a while, you start to get tired :( poor you. he knows when you’re slowing down and he can get soo mean. a hand on your hip as he instructs you to go faster, harder, until he has you slammed down, bottoming out in you. the entire time, he’s spitting out insults about how you can’t do something as simple as riding him properly. cums inside you, sticky hot white cum drips down your thighs as you try to get up before his hands force you down on him again. he’s just trying to keep the cum where it belongs so let him fuck it back into you, yeah?

ghost who, surprisingly, likes fucking you slow. really slow. so slow in fact you start begging him to go faster. it feels like he’s teasing you with how little he’s giving you, but he’s enjoying it. there’s two position you’re in: on your knees taking him from behind with his hand on your stomach, or on your back with his thumb pressed over your abdomen. has at least a finger over your stomach to feel the bulge as he slides in and out. shit gets him high. calls you his little doll ‘cause you’re honestly just laying there letting him do whatever. he cums just from feeling the bulge that’s his cock in your stomach. even after he’s all soft, he’ll still shove some fingers in. he’ll curl his fingers and they’re so big and fat, and god, even his fingers stretch you out. this’ll go on for hours until you’re a babbling crying mess who came just from some fingers. he’s got all the time in the world to play with his doll.

captain price who’s a more hands-off kinda guy. he won’t even fuck you until you’ve cum from riding his thigh. making a mess over his pants as your legs tremble from the sensation. shoves toys in your cunt in the morning, “quiet, i’know you can take it”, so by nighttime you’ll be all wet for him! he’s not rough like soap, and not slow like ghost, he’s just normal fucking. not too rough, not too slow, just right. trust, he’s got tons of experience so he knows how to please a woman. if there’s one thing to complain about, it’s his death grip on your thighs. it doesn’t stop at red markings that last for hours or days, there are bruises on your thighs that can last up to weeks. he takes making you unable to sit normally to a whole new level. price is like soap in some ways, he wants to show people that he’s superior but not as obvious as soap. he won’t fuck you in front of the recruits, but you will be riding his thigh during briefings with the team.

[moonmaiden1996]

Sanji dealing with getting you pregnant by accident? ❤️👀

Yes! Love this ask.

With the way Sanji is, I don’t believe he got you pregnant by accident. Once you're his, your happiness and having a large, loving family would become his only goals. That being said, the man is no fool—he knows the life of a pirate isn’t exactly child-friendly. As overprotective as Sanji already is, the realisation that you’re carrying his child flips a switch in him. He would go to great lengths to keep you both safe, and nothing would be too much of a sacrifice.

He wouldn’t risk it. Not while he’s running around chasing after Luffy’s wild adventures. Sanji would take every precaution to ensure that the next pregnancy only happens on his terms. This means no more cumming in you, no matter how much he might love the intimacy of it. Instead, he’d revel in painting your body with his devotion, worshiping you in his own way. Condoms, the One Piece equivalent of birth control, male hormonal contraceptives—he’d take them all without hesitation if they existed, all for your sake.

That being said... accidents happen.

When you tell him, Sanji’s world stops.

He freezes, staring at you like you’ve just whispered the secret of All Blue itself. For five full minutes, his lips move, but no sound escapes.

“Sanji... did you hear me?”

Finally, he exhales shakily, his voice trembling with overwhelming emotion. “I... Of course, Mi Amor... I... Are you really?”

The slightest nod of your head is all it takes for him to erupt. Sanji lets out a joyous laugh, grabbing you by the waist and spinning you around in the galley, his laughter mingling with the tears streaming down his face.

“I’m going to be a daddy!”

He sobers almost instantly, setting you down gently onto the nearest booth seat as though you’re the most precious, fragile thing in the world. His hands cup your face before frantically moving to your belly, scanning every inch of you as though checking for damage. Overprotective Sanji has entered the chat.

From that moment on, Daddy Sanji is intense.

He insists on weekly—if not daily—checkups with Chopper. Each visit becomes a ritual, with Sanji grilling the little doctor on your condition, your baby’s progress, and the best ways to keep you healthy.

Every meal he cooks for you is carefully crafted under Chopper’s strict guidance, with dangerous or unhealthy foods banned entirely from the ship. Luffy’s cries of protest are met with steely resolve, but even Sanji can’t stop the crew from sneaking you the occasional contraband snack.

Cravings, no matter how wild, are dealt with immediately. Even if it pains him to his culinary core, Sanji will make the monstrosities you and the baby demand. The crew quickly catches on to this, bribing you with treats to coerce Sanji into fulfilling their own food-related fantasies- at a price of course, Nami taught you well. Every item banned during overprotective reign is accepted.

One day, you innocently request a dish you’ve been craving—a combination of pickles, whipped cream, and ramen with extra cheese.

Sanji pales. “Why, my love? This is an abomination against everything I hold dear.”

“Just make it, you shitty chef,” Zoro snickers from his perch in the corner, sake bottle in hand. “You can’t refuse her. I mean, you’re the reason she’s in this condition in the first place.”

Sanji shoots him a death glare but can’t argue. Pride shattered, he sets to work assembling the monstrosity, muttering curses under his breath.

From the moment he learns of your pregnancy, Sanji forbids you from fighting. The life of a pirate, he argues, is no place for a pregnant woman or a child. If push came to shove, he would leave the crew to ensure your safety, though it would break his heart. If you insisted on staying, he’d enlist Franky to build a panic room on the Sunny—somewhere impenetrable where you could hide if danger arose.

As your pregnancy progresses, Sanji’s protectiveness intensifies. By the later stages, you’re confined to the ship entirely, much to your frustration.

“Sanji, this is ridiculous,” you protest, standing by the railing and eyeing the uninhabited island the Sunny is anchored near. “It’s just to stretch my legs. Zoro will be right there.”

“Like I’d trust that moss-headed idiot with you,” Sanji mutters, pressing his forehead against yours and letting his hands rest protectively on your growing bump.

Despite his overbearing tendencies, Sanji is endlessly tender. He worships your changing body with every fiber of his being, kissing every stretch mark, every curve, every sign of the life growing within you. To him, you’ve never been more beautiful.

Each day is filled with his whispered affirmations, gentle touches, and promises of the future he dreams of for the three of you—a peaceful life, far from the chaos of the Grand Line, where he can devote himself entirely to being the best husband and father you could ever imagine.

And though his overprotectiveness may drive you crazy at times, there’s no denying the depth of his love and the unshakable devotion he holds for you and your child.

I love a pregnant reader x Sanji ask! Thank you for all the requests! Keep them coming

LIKE. COMMENT. REQUEST

[kenmakodz]

—CANDID LOVE.

pairing: yuuta okkotsu x reader

summary: in which you and your friends sign up for a transfer study opportunity, but only you were accepted into the program. the idea of navigating an unfamiliar place while being away from your friends is a plague to the mind. when you finally get settled in and realize that the first project you’re assigned is with partners, in a class where you know nobody, all hope is lost— until the teacher starts reading out names: “y/n l/n and yuuta okkotsu, pair up”.

status: ongoing (started february 18, 2024)

warnings: mostly fluff, lil bit of angst, foul language, dark/crack humor, social media au, timestamps are irrelevant unless stated otherwise

- names of chapters can/will change as the story progresses

- chapters with (☆) will have written section(s)

profiles

yuuji hate club [y/n's group]

3 reasons to wear a condom [yuuta's group]

chapters

01. nobara-assigned tour guide

02. shitty sushi place

03. life: ended

04. denialtown

05. sound the alarms

06. brain food

07. i hate men (except you two)

08. grow some balls!!

09. pinch me

9.5. birthday bash!!

10. dream team

11. i'll see you in court

12. jealousy

13. wait, what?

14. BANNED </3

more to be announced ..

notes - finally getting this au up and running since ive been thinking it through for quite a while! i do write slow and overthink everything so updates MAYYY be patchy (please dont hate me if they are). i'm super excited about this though! it's my first time doing a full social media fic yayay i hope you guys end up liking it :p i heart yuuta

tag list is open

⤷ © kenmakodz -- pfps and pictures used do not belong to me, but the story does.